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10. The 2011 “We don’t care about the Rivalry anymore” Ornaments. (2010 and 2009 versions available)
9. The “Snuggie” for Udders. Keep the milk fresh while the Cows stay warm.
8. Clemson Christmas songs on CD!! Hits include Pete Yannity singing “I saw Will Merritt eating Santa Claus,” and Dabo Swinney’s version of “Dat Little Dumber Boy.”
7. A petition to make North Greenville Clemson’s new football rival.
6. The Ron Morris guide to Gamecock Football
5. Steve Spurrier Dart Board
4. The special edition “Orange Bowl” cigarette cartons for sale at Wal Mart and the L’il Cricket
3. New Clemson children’s book at Barnes & Noble: “Heather has a Mommy and a Daddy but one of them says Moo.”
2. New holiday DVD: “Elf on the Shelf (and other words people in Iva can spell)”
1. Danny Ford Collectible Plates (non-paper version cost extra)
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