Clemson Offensive Coordinator Chad Morris says he is extremely pleased he decided to stay one more year “Yeah, I could have gone to somewhere like Auburn last year, but you just can’t win there in your first season so why take on that train wreck? My friend Gus Malzhan will probably never even beat Alabama, much less play for the SEC Title. So it was either do something like that or come back and be an assistant for another season under the nuttiest fruit loop in all of College Football. I stand by my choice.”
When asked if he planned to waste another year rotting away in Clemson, Morris spit out his coffee and fell backwards in his chair laughing.