10. Dabo was too busy trying to Baptize Sammy Watkins in the second half.
9. Will Merritt ate 27.4% of Chad Morrris’s offense on the bus ride over to the game.
8. Those ACC refs were out to get Clemson!
7. Nobody told Brent Venables about that new-fangled QB Draw trick.
6. Tajh Boyd was jealous of the Clemson punt returner for stealing his “choke against Carolina” thunder.
5. Gamecock student section taunting hurt their feelings!
4. Clemson cheerleaders had to cover their hooves due to the cold.
3. No one at Clemson could spell the lyrics to “Sandstorm”
2. There were no spittoons in the visitor sections!