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AUTHOR: RUSTY CRANKSHAFT --
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10. “They kept selling us them fancy ice cream pellets”
9. “We were distracted by that delicious live
rooster on that perch.”
8. “None of our football players were there to
sell us wacky tobacky.”
7. “The
outhouses all had these goofy looking buckets of water.”
6. “Jack
Leggett was too nice to the Gamecock fans.
Such a sweetheart.”
5. “They
wouldn’t let us bring pigs into the game, and I ain’t leaving a blue-ribbon
oinker in the truck.”
4. “Benji
Norton wanted to be the only Clemson fan there other than Teddy Heffner.”
3. “I
was too busy staring at that dreamboat OOT OOT guy to focus on the games.”
2. “Trying
to pronounce ‘Chanticleer’ was wearing us out.”
1. “Not
a drop of shine in the house!”
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