Friday, September 21, 2012

The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball speaks for week 4

 Week of September 21, 2012


Kentucky at Florida
Will Muschamp and his Re-Scaled Serpents open up the Citrus Bog on Saturday, hoping to chomp down on some visiting Bluegrass Felines.  The Azure Kittens have found little catnip to enjoy this fall and chances are that will remain the case here.  The Sunshine State Lizards will be showing all their teeth when this one is done.   
The Cockabooster crystal ball says... Florida by 15
LSU at Auburn
Gene Chizik and his declawed cats open up the Plains Scratching Post on Saturday, hoping to meow the smirk off the Mad Hatter’s face.   The Bayou Bengals have been known to take a week off once in a while, but I’ll take the Baton Rouge Bobcats to get out of Jordan-Hare with their tails in tact.    
The Cockabooster crystal ball says...  LSU by 13
S. C. State at Texas A & M
The farming cowboys from College Station open up the Kyle Field ranch this weekend, hoping to neuter some visiting howlers from Orangeburg County.  The Dukes BBQ Dogs have a loud bark in their part of the Midlands, but I doubt they’ll be ready for that dry Texas heat.  The hay will make it to the barn when this one is over.       
The Cockabooster crystal ball says...  Texas A & M by 35
Vanderbilt at Georgia
 James Franklin and his polished up Boat Captains sail out of Music City this weekend, hoping to drop a gridiron anchor in Vince Dooley’s Athens Port.  Mark Richt’s Red Clay Hounds are feeling awfully good about themselves so far, but they better be careful.  These visiting admirals know how to fire a pigskin cannon.   
The Cockabooster crystal ball says...  Georgia by 3
Clemson at Florida State
Reverand Septober Swinney and his Carnival Barking Orangies take their big-talking traveling show to the Tallahassee Teepee grounds this weekend, and they plan to carve up the home wigwammers will very little trouble.  The Panhandle tribe has been hearing about their losing streak to the kittens for a while now and they would like to spear up some Oconee scalps.    
The Cockabooster crystal ball says...  Florida State by 5
Missouri at South Carolina
The Battle of the Columbias is on this weekend, as the home hens open up the Bluff Road Nesting Facility to welcome in the Show Me State’s Feline pride.  Steve Spurrier knows that his Puffed Up Poultries have never taken down these particular cats and they better not lay any gridiron eggs.  There will be some happy clucking in the Fairgrounds when the sun goes down.     
The Cockabooster crystal ball says...  South Carolina by 11
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Other winners this weekend: 
TENNESSEE
MISSISSIPPI ST.
ARKANSAS
OLE MISS
ALABAMA

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