Dabo: “My speeding was caused by Steve Spurrier”



This is a FAKE story...Do not take it too serious!

Dabo Swinney, aka “Rev. Septober,” was recently forced to pay for a speeding ticket in Pickens County.  The coach finally addressed the matter this week, by attacking what he says is the root cause of his inability to drive the speed limit.  “Steve Spurrier caused my speeding.  I read a quote from him that inspired my foot to press too hard on the gas pedal.”

When asked to specify the quote that triggered the lawbreaking behavior from the Palmetto State’s loudest Christian, Swinney was ready:  “There are no speed limits on the road to excellence.”  It was then pointed out to the Coach that this quote is actually one from Educational Psychologist David W. Johnson, Dabo went berserk.  “No Sir!  It was Spurrier.  He hasn’t come out and flatly denied saying it so until he does that he said it.” 

Dabo then pointed out that he had a terrible life as a young man and that his Tigers are only 13 points from being undefeated.