MOO U News: Clemson pretending they are kind of in the BCS anyway

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 Some of Clemson’s football players and coaches have started to show a major break with reality following the Tigers’ 4th straight loss to South Carolina.  The unfortunate mental schism has led to some strange public comments about the upcoming Chik-Fil-A/Peach Bowl on New Year’s Eve against LSU.  Clemson center Dalton Freeman, made famous for talking trash to Jadeveon Clowney a few weeks ago (nice work big guy), had this to say:  “This game has a BCS feel to it.” 

He is correct in the sense that a third-grade dance has the same feel to it as the Senior Prom, but there is major concern that trying to come to grips with constantly losing to the Gamecocks is mentally taking its toll on Clemson.  We asked long-time Tiger supporter and Six-Mile resident Erma Wallow if she felt like the Chik-Fil-A Bowl was part of the BCS.  “Sure it is.  I was just boiling up some chitlins the other day and mentioned to Enos that I’d rather be playing this game than playing in that Orange Bowl again.  West Virginia might be there and that didn’t work out so good.” 

We pointed out to Wallow that LSU this year is actually better than West Virginia was last year which led to a chuckle or two.  “Whatever you say child.  LSU is in the SEC and you saw what we did to Auburn.  I think we’ll be fine.  Have some hot sauce.”