Thursday, December 6, 2012

MOO U News: Tajh Boyd lets someone else take his Heisman this year to set up big 2013


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Clemson QB Tajh Boyd, who was named the greatest signal-caller in the history of College Football this week by Tiger Illustrated, Tigernet and the Orange & White, had a tough decision to make regarding this year’s Heisman.  Instead of hogging the award for himself, which in his mind he had the option to do, Boyd instead notified Heisman Officials that he was withdrawing his name for consideration until 2013. 

“I appreciate the fact that I would have won the trophy if I had asked for it, but I would rather win it next year along with Sammy Watkins.  We’ll be SO unbelievably good next year that they will give us each a Heisman.”  When asked why the two of them didn’t win it this year, Boyd said the reasons were clear.  “Some South Carolina policemen framed Sammy and made it look like he did drugs and controlled substances.  Sammy was actually on his way to the orphanage to pass out toys as we know but he unselfishly turned the other cheek so we could go unbeaten this year.”  Boyd went on to blame George W. Bush as well.
When asked who should win this year’s trophy as a result of his withdrawl, Tajh said he doesn’t have a favorite.  “I called all three of those guys and let them know they had a shot since I pulled out.  All three were so happy it almost sounded like they were laughing. “ 




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