|Spurrier and Dabo hit links
during retreat at PCB.
Feeling unappreciated and embarrassed by their teams’ opening games, Dabo Swinney and Steve Spurrier disappeared on a 48 hour bender to Panama City, Florida. Spurrier told Swinney that he knew some local hangouts where they could go where no one had a cell phone or internet access. Cletus Palooka, Panama City historian and Provost at the University of Georgia, is the only known witness who saw the two coaches in town. “I was just about to open a fresh pouch of Chattanooga Chew when I looked up and there they were on top of an RV. Dabo had a couple of ‘talls’ and Steve was shirtless pulling on a Coors. I guess they needed to blow off some steam.”
Rumors surfaced this week that Dabo wanted to reenact the last scene from “Thelma and Louise” but Spurrier declined. “I wouldn’t do it unless I was Harvey Keitel. I’m no Geena Davis.”