MOO U News: Dabo and Kevin Steele mutually part ways..Swinney warns himself that he is next.

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AUTHOR: RUSTY CRANKSHAFT --

Clemson football coach Dabo Swinney went on one of his patented bizarre emotional rants this week, insisting to everyone that he did NOT fire former Defensive Coordinator Kevin Steele.  Instead, Swinney says he and Steele decided “together” that Steele should no longer work for Clemson.  “Don’t call it firing and don’t call it resigning,” said Swinney who was then asked what exactly it should be called.  “How about just calling it shut your freaking mouth?” 

Dabo then went on to note that other coaches at Clemson better get the message, including the head coach.  “Yeah, I let Coach Swinney know that I have fired everyone else associated with the football team from the janitor to the travel coordinator.  He better watch out cause he’s next.”  When it was pointed out that he was referring to himself in the third person, Swinney muttered something about Steve Spurrier, jammed a nickel in his nose and sprinted out of the room.