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Following the worst performance in bowl history, Clemson knows it needs a distraction and it needs it fast. So Clemson’s Athletic Director has sent a formal request into NCAA headquarters asking that the Tigers be allowed to play Virginia Tech a third time to confuse their fan base into believing that they are good again. “Dabo set up his media stunt and fired everyone up last time so let’s hit that well again,” said Terry Don Phillips.
The NCAA is unlikely to grant the request, pointing out that they had already done everything humanly possible to help both Clemson and the ACC already. “We let them waste 2 bids this year, not just the token 1 they have to get. Then we let Clemson play one of the weakest teams to ever make the BCS. And they STILL couldn’t win a game. And they gave up 70 points. We’re just tired of propping them up.”
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NCAA officials did say that they are open to the idea of pitting two ACC teams against each other next year in a BCS bowl as a way to make absolutely sure the conference wins a game. “Yes, we’ll work on that. Maybe if we promise Clemson they can play Virginia Tech next year in Miami
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