MOO U News: Incoming Moo U quarterback already acting like Dabo

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AUTHOR: RUSTY CRANKSHAFT --

I want to be the backup!  Watch out Cole Stoudt.

A northeast quarterback recruit with NFL lineage who committed to Moo U is already showing signs that he will fit right into the program.  Chad Kelly is NFL QB Jim Kelly’s nephew, but his behavior indicates that he could be Dabo Swinney’s son.  The St. Joseph’s standout attacked his future teammate and backup Tiger QB Cole Stoudt via social media this week, letting Stoudt know that there was a reason Stoudt was on the bench at Clemson and that he was coming to town to take over as the #2 QB.  

When it was pointed out that most people who pull the “cowboy” routine actually say they are coming to be the #1 QB, he wouldn’t directly attack starter Tajh Boyd.  Instead he pointed out that he has a rap song about him already, and that Boyd needed pushing every day. 

Attributing all of the quotes to Steve Spurrier and then going on a patented Swinney rant, Dabo said that Kelly’s antics show that he loves his new coach and that he just showing he is all in all the freaking time.  “Yes, we believe the best way you can show how much you love your new Clemson family is to attack your future teammates personally through social media.  If Steve Spurrier doesn’t like it he can tweet that!” 

Tajh Boyd was asked his thoughts on the matter.  After making sure that Jadeveon Clowney and Devin Taylor were not about to sack him again, Boyd says Kelly’s comments do not bother him.  “Like Quarterback, like Coach.  It’s all good here man.”