MOO U News: Dabo doesn’t offer job to Venables; Venables doesn’t accept the job; Venables starts working at Clemson

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AUTHOR: RUSTY CRANKSHAFT --

Clemson football coach Dabo Swinney has yet to explain what he meant when he insisted that he did NOT fire former Defensive Coordinator Kevin Steele.  Kevin Steele went on to say that he had not resigned.  The net result was that Steele no longer worked at Clemson.  Now, the “little coach that could” has doubled down by announcing that he had NOT offered the job to Brent Venables.  Venables in turn says he did NOT accept the job.

Just like with Steele, the net result is that Venables is now working for Clemson as the new Defensive Coordinator.  “Don’t call it hiring and don’t call it him taking the job,” said Swinney who was then once again asked what exactly it should be called.  “As I said last week, you just go ahead and call it shut your freaking mouth?”  Dabo has now been able to fire and re-hire almost every position in Clemson’s athletic department to avoid taking responsibility for his failures as a coach, although he points out that there is one secretarial spot he can attack as a scapegoat in 2012.