MOO U News: Gamecock Nation makes it official…goes “All in, All the Freaking Time” in effort to keep Dabo at Clemson

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AUTHOR: RUSTY CRANKSHAFT --

In the hopes of helping secure a contract extension for the best thing to happen to Gamecock Football in nearly four generations, Carolina fans have signed a petition that they are “All in, All the Freaking Time” with Dabo Swinney as the head coach at Clemson.  The Tigers had the entire nation watching on Wednesday night, and Dabo’s bizarre monkey-like antics were on full display.  After limiting West Virginia to just 10 touchdowns, Swinney was in tears as he proudly pumped up his fan base.  “They didn’t kick a field goal on us all night.  Tell me the last time that has happened in the Orange Bowl!” 

Swinney says that the Tigers may have fallen a bit short in Miami, but that he would double-down on media stunts and random acts of insanity to make sure the problems got fixed.  “I don’t think I yelled enough, cried enough or jumped around like a kangaroo on cocaine enough.  You saw most of my rear end this year but just wait until 2012.” 

In related news, Clemson’s defensive leader Andre Branch also wanted everyone to know something about 2012.  “If y’all thought we were nasty this year, just wait until next year.”  Branch can breathe easy that his statement is true, as there isn’t a soul on earth that feels like Clemson’s defense was nasty at all this year. 

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