Monday, January 16, 2012

CRANKSHAFT GAZETTE: Top 10 New Slogans for Gamecock Basketball


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AUTHOR: RUSTY CRANKSHAFT --


Top 10 New Slogans for Gamecock Basketball
10.       “Come for the popcorn, stay for the quiet time!”
9.         “Come on!  Who wants to be a winner in every sport?”
8.         “Our Coach’s hair is better than yours!”
7.         “We don’t need no stinking crowd noise!”
6.         “At least Darrin Horn is not named Dabo!” 
5.         “We won’t win tonight but please enjoy our free Wi Fi”
4.         “Hey, the Red Hot Chili Peppers will be here in April!”
3.         “What other arena has such good echoes?”     
2.         “Accommodating Kentucky fans who buy season tickets since 1992”
1.         “Even in this sport, we have a winning streak over Clemson.”    

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