Thursday, January 5, 2012

MOO U News:Top 10 Excuses from Moo U following the Orange Bowl

THIS IS A "FAKE" STORY - DO NOT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS!


AUTHOR: RUSTY CRANKSHAFT --

10.       Nikki Haley’s endorsement ruined their momentum
9.         Will Merritt couldn’t focus because of the Pork Sandwiches in Little Cuba
8.         Sammy Watkins was asked too many times to talk about himself in the third person
7.         Tajh Boyd was told West Virginia and Virginia Tech were the same team.
6.         Dabo Swinney spent too much time doing Merengue with Erin Andrews at Alcazaba in Coral Gables
5.         West Virginia’s coach looked too much like the bad guy from Karate Kid III.
4.         When Tiger fans heard “Orange Bowl,” they thought it meant the toilets at Death Valley.
3.         Kevin Steele was sending out resumes instead of studying game film.   
2.         Nobody at West Virginia could read the memo that asked them to lose to Clemson
1.         Chad Morris too busy spending his raise to implement the other half of his offense. 

 

1 comment:

  1. Love #3 the most and I hope it's true. Ted, about that receding hair line........................... :)~

    Love Always my Friend,
    Laura Whetstone Sikes

    ReplyDelete

CLICK THE LINK ABOVE TO VIEW THE LATEST ARTICLE FROM THE COCK-A-BOOSTER....

We will review all comments before they appear on the blog. Cock-A-Booster has final say in what appears on the blog and what is withheld. Please keep your comments PG-rated.