MOO U News:Top 10 Excuses from Moo U following the Orange Bowl

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AUTHOR: RUSTY CRANKSHAFT --

10.       Nikki Haley’s endorsement ruined their momentum

9.         Will Merritt couldn’t focus because of the Pork Sandwiches in Little Cuba

8.         Sammy Watkins was asked too many times to talk about himself in the third person

7.         Tajh Boyd was told West Virginia and Virginia Tech were the same team.

6.         Dabo Swinney spent too much time doing Merengue with Erin Andrews at Alcazaba in Coral Gables

5.         West Virginia’s coach looked too much like the bad guy from Karate Kid III.

4.         When Tiger fans heard “Orange Bowl,” they thought it meant the toilets at Death Valley.

3.         Kevin Steele was sending out resumes instead of studying game film.   

2.         Nobody at West Virginia could read the memo that asked them to lose to Clemson

1.         Chad Morris too busy spending his raise to implement the other half of his offense.