The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball Speaks...

Auburn at Ole Miss

The Southern Gentlemen from the Oxford Plantation open up the Grove on Saturday, hoping to force some fried green tomatoes onto the pigskin buffet.  Some visiting felines from the Plains have no intention of settling for battered vegetables, and will be doing some hissing when they arrive.  No mint juleps will be served when this one is complete.   The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Auburn by 10

Alabama at Missouri

The Ivory Tuskers from Tuscaloosa will trample into Columbia on Saturday, ready to feast on the first of several  cats on their fall gridiron menu.  The golden kitties have plenty of scratch and catnip handy, but these elephants have a mighty thick hide.  It won’t be the slaughter some are expecting, but in the end the Tide will roll home a winner.      

The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Alabama by 8

Florida at Vanderbilt

Some crotchety chompers from Citrus Country will slither into the Nashville Boatyards this weekend, hoping to treat the Music City Ship Captains like Captain Hook in Peter Pan.  The home admirals have been a quiet fleet this fall, and no one expects any cannonballs to strike the snakes.  The Crocs will get back to the Swamp in tact, but not before some nervous moments. The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Florida by 3

Kentucky at Arkansas

Twenty people with nothing else to do this weekend will show up in bluegrass country, where the Horse Country Litterbox will be open for business.    Joker Phillips’ felines are just a few weeks from becoming hoops eligible, and they are ripe to be spayed.  Enter in some slimy oinkers from the Ozarks who have had their feet pickled this fall, and you have an absolute yawner.   The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Arkansas by 1, if this game is even played.  

Tennessee at Mississippi State

Derek Dooley and his Knoxville Militia intend to make one last stand this weekend, as they invade the Starkville Kennels to try and neuter some Magnolia Puppies.   They better be bringing better shot for the muskets than we have seen so far, or this could turn into a “Dogfight” of the ugly persuasion.  The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Miss. State by 14

Texas A & M at Lousiana Tech

The College Station Cowboys will take their pigskin lassos into the Bayou this weekend, hoping to rope some barking K9s without much trouble.  The home howlers will do more than whimper in the early going, but by the end of the day they’ll be digging for bones.  The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... Texas A & M by 12

South Carolina at LSU

The Mad Hatter meets the Visor on Saturday night, and the Death Valley Bengals will be ready to roar.  Steve Spurrier has some mighty rowdy roosters coming with him, and they don’t plan to get plucked and fried.  The puffed up poultries have been hearing how stout they are this week, and that will make them ripe for a gridiron stuffing. The Cock-A-Booster Crystal Ball says... LSU by 7