Thursday, October 18, 2012

The Crystal Ball Speaks in week 8...

LSU at Texas A & M
The Red Stick Felines leave Baton Rouge on Saturday, hoping to round up some Cowboys from College Station for another feeding.  The home lassos have been on target so far this fall, and they are catching the cats on just the right weekend.  Les Miles is back pretending he knows what he is doing, but he won’t have a magic home crowd on this Gaucho Ranch. The Cockabooster crystal ball says... Tex A & M by 3

Auburn at Vanderbilt
Gene Chizik takes his Plains Pride into Music City this weekend, hoping to avoid being named the “former” coach of Jordan-Hare.  His cats better have sharp claws because they’re running into some Nashville Boat Captains on a roll.  The admirals finally sank an opponent of note last week and they are ready to do it again.  The Cockabooster crystal ball says... Auburn by 5

Alabama at Tennessee
The Elegant Elephants from West Birmingham trample into the Smokies this weekend, ready to stomp over the Knoxville Militia once and for all.  This pigskin hunt used to be intriguing, but Derek Dooley’s Coonskin Caps have been full of holes.  The Neyland Brigade will be sharp early, but leave the bloodhounds howling when the day is done.   The Cockabooster crystal ball says... Alabama by 11

Georgia at Kentucky
The neutered puppies from the Athens Alpo Hut whimper into the bluegrass this weekend, hoping to collect a few gridiron bones to bury.  Joker Phillips will have the local kittens ready to play, and the Red Clay Hounds may come out and roll over for a while.  When it’s over look for the barkers to paw back to the Peach State with the collars in tact. The Cockabooster crystal ball says... Georgia by 14

Virginia Tech at Clemson
The upstate kitty-cats are back in the scratching post on Saturday, coming off their best defensive showing of the season against Open Date.  Some neutered gobblers from the Commonwealth will flock into Death Valley and give the Tigers a Thanksgiving lunch on Halloween.  The Clown Prince of Pickens could unleash just his “Mary Jane Boys” and win this one which should keep the Orange Kool-Aid flowing. The Cockabooster crystal ball says... Clesmson by 9

South Carolina at Florida
The Garnet Cluckers from Richland County will flock into Citrus Country this weekend, hoping to jam some spurs through the local lizard swamp hides.  The Ocala Crocodiles have been hearing all week how untouchable they are, while the visiting poultry is still steaming from a bad trip to the Bayou.  The whole world is guaranteeing Gator Bait, which means look for some new boots instead.   The Cockabooster  crystal ball says... South Carolina by 4

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