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AUTHOR: RUSTY CRANKSHAFT --
When the Cock-A-Booster released its recent Top 10 list about embattled Razorbacks Coach Bobby Petrino, we had no idea it would lead to his firing. Cock-A-Booster CEO and Supreme Potentate Ted Felder was stunned by the news. “I knew folks all over the Southeast were hanging on every word that we write, but to get a prominent coach fired after a simple Top 10 list? I had no clue we wielded that type of power.”
When it was pointed out to Felder that Petrino’s actions surrounding the motorcycle accident, including the lying, coverup, illegal cash disbursement and secret relationship may have also played a role, he chuckled and rolled his eyes. ”I mean those things may have been a part of the background noise, I’ll give you that. Secondary ingredients in the stew? Okay. But we all know it was the bone-rattling humor of that list that really carried the day. We had a picture of a naked man riding a hog. Enough said.”
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