THE CRANKSHAFT GAZETTE: Georgia whining that their schedule is STILL too hard!

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AUTHOR: RUSTY CRANKSHAFT --

After being handed the 2011 SEC East Division by not having to play any of the West’s Big 3, Georgia has already been given the same free pass for 2012.  That’s not going to be quite easy enough to assure a return to Atlanta for the pups, and Mark Richt is asking for more help. 

“You know, we only get 1 open date.  We should be able to have an open date before and after every conference game.  Also, we really shouldn’t have to play all the teams in the East,” said Richt who had some ideas for improving Georgia’s “difficulties.”  “I mean I would suggest we play Ole Miss three times and lose Florida and South Carolina off the schedule.  They could pick up someone else from the West too or play Alabama or LSU twice.”

Finally, Richt suggested that the Dawgs should be allowed to add some “bigger” high schools in the Peach State to fill out future schedules.  “What if Ga. Southern gets good enough to compete?  That wouldn’t be fair.  We’ll take Houston County High School instead.” 

In further Bulldog Football news, Coach Richt announced that his formerly macho program has some major new sponsors for 2012, including Natracare, Seventh Generation, Holistic Beauty’s “Yeastaway,” and Simplee Wonderful.  Finally, the traditional “Glory, Glory” fight song at Sanford Stadium has been replaced by The Village People’s “In the Navy.”