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10.
Ron Morris wanted someone else.
9. His first name is Frank and last name starts
with an M.
8. Tommy Moody reminded everyone how good Kentucky and Florida are.
7. Corey
Miller, Rick Sanford and Teddy Heffner all had to stop bashing Carolina for an
entire week!
6. Martin’s
1st local radio appearance? Jay Phillips on 107.5 the Game.
5. Brad Brownell immediately embraced his return to total anonymity
5. Brad Brownell immediately embraced his return to total anonymity
4. Item
1 on Martin’s to do list? Buying a Thesaurus for Andy Demetra.
3. Item
2? Telling Bruce Ellington he doesn’t
care if he plays or not, like Gene Hackman did Jimmy in Hoosiers.
2. He immediately hired the Cockabooster as a boiled
peanuts and grits consultant.
1. He
gave his Brylcreem account to Crazy Joe at the Carolina Barber Shop in 5
points.
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