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AUTHOR: RUSTY CRANKSHAFT --
10. Derek Dooley is still their coach.
9. “Old Smokey” is now the nickname for the head cheerleader AND the mascot dog.
8. Steve Spurrier won’t even make fun of them
7. Vandy is worried that playing the Vols will hurt their strength of schedule
6. Even Tommy Moody and Lou Holtz can’t say they are any good.
5. Al Gore no longer claims he invented Volunteer Football.
4. 38 Special is now “too big” to play at the Tennessee
3. Peyton Manning now claims he played for a small school down South.
2. Certain parts of Neyland Stadium now being used for affordable housing.
1. Even Lane Kiffin looks like a real football coach in comparison
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