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AUTHOR: RUSTY CRANKSHAFT --
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| Bobby test-drives his new bike. |
10.
He only was riding a
motorcycle because the “Boss Hogg” Cadillac was in the shop.
9. Heard a rumor Saban did it so he wanted
to copy him. As usual, he fell short.
8. He does all his job interviews that
way.
7. He
thought she was his cousin, which would have made the affair acceptable in Arkansas.
6. Frank
Broyles dared him to do it over some moonshine.
5. He
just assumed all successful coaches use their positions to tempt young women
into life-threatening situations.
4. Arkansas is the Natural State. What’s more natural than robbing an Ozark
cradle?
3. By
disgracing himself enough, he might end up on Dancing with the Stars.
2. He heard the fountain of youth was at a Truck
Stop near the Oklahoma
border.
1. Believed
news reports out of Fayetteville
that he can walk on water.
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